Since I forgot to go to Whataburger last night on the way home from the bar, I needed some breakfast taquitos this morning after class that I miraculously attended. This cute little old lady was standing next to me, very grandmotherly.

She gets her food and she goes, "I ordered sausage, this better not be bacon." And the girl working says, "Yes ma'am they are sausage." And the grandma says, "Good because if there's bacon in here, I'm going to come back, and I'm going to kill you."

So I busted out laughing, naturally. And after the old lady left the girl said, "We've had quite a morning. Just before you got here, a guy walked in and said, 'I'm the owner of Whataburger, I need something to eat and drink right now.' And my manager said, 'No you're not. Get out.' and the guy replied, 'YOU'RE fired and YOU'RE fired and YOU'RE fired'" to everyone working there while pointing at them.

Eh, i just thought it was pretty damn funny and gave me two great new ideas for how to behave in a fast food restaurant.