Day 1. Operation “Get Your Shit Together.” The premise behind the new operation is the fact that my life is in disarray. The catalyst, of course being the fact that I have no money.

So it’s time to stop fucking around and get my life back together. Day 1 was pretty successful. I didn’t spend a single penny all day long except for some quarters for laundry. I know this will come as a huge surprise but my room is an absolute disaster. You can’t even walk in it. So first I washed all of my clothes. And when I say all of my clothes I mean all of my clothes.

The next phase was to try to eliminate the cockaroach problem by cleaning the sink full of dirrty dishes. I fit all I could into the dishwasher and finished off the rest by hand. It smells much better in here. Maybe also because I took the trash out too, finally.

Okay, so those uninterrupted hours of brainless television watching … well, they’re not going away, but the are now going to be associated with something productive. I can vacuum while I watch TV. Or put away dirty clothes. I don’t have to alter my entire life, just those hours during the day where I’m completely unproductive. I really think this could work. Wish me luck, you dirrty, dirrty sluts.